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Half-Ass Your Lifestyle

Let it ooze into every area of your life, baby. 

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Half-Ass Home & Garden

If there is one thing I've learned throughout the years, it's that half-assing is universal. Some of my favorite examples of half-assery are the ones submitted by wealthy people. Even when you can afford to whole-ass something, that doesn't mean you should. Stick to your principals!

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Half-Ass Car Care

Cars are a modern day necessity, whether you like it or not. This section will send you reeling down the half-assed road of enlightenment.

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Half-Ass Cooking

Learn how to half-ass the cooking process along with setting up your kitchen. You can also find recipes and learn how to spell "recipes." (it doesn't have another "i" when you make it plural.)

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Half-Ass Your Family

Here you will find half-assed answers to your questions about relationships, parenting, and  other stuff that I can't think of right now. 

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The Half-Ass Community

In this section, the half-assers of the world have the space to brag, comment, and celebrate their moments of half-assery. 

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Half-Ass Evalations

In this section, we evaluate the half-assery we find in the world. 

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Half-Ass Legends 

Legends of Half-Ass!! We've gott'em. You can all submit your requests to us as well. We are always looking for a half-asser who has mastered the craft. They should and will be celebrated! 

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